Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Government killed the wildlife.


January 29, 2011
January 29 is … National Cornchip Day. Have a Frito today!

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them

Why isn’t this proposal a Federal law? On Jan. 7, 2011 a bill was introduced into the Kentucky House of Representatives that would require all adults who receive public assistance to participate in a State sponsored and paid for drug testing program. Those who fail to pass the tests must enter into a state sponsored and paid for drug abuse program. If they fail the assistance program or refuse to participate, they lose their welfare benefits. This should be expanded to include those over the age of twelve. All loopholes, and there will be plenty, must be closed.

Many people convicted of a crime or sentenced for the commission of a crime include aspects of the sentence that are designed to embarrass and inconvenience the Defendants i.e. Victim Impact Panels, Drug or alcohol classes, public service hours cleaning the highways, etc. I think welfare recipients should be embarrassed and inconvenienced also. They are not working so they have the time. If you add some duties and responsibilities associated with receiving free money, food, housing, medical care, education and other benefits and you start it at a young age, perhaps some people will see it is not that easy anymore and get off the freebies. If we cannot educate them enough to get them off the welfare gravy train, let’s embarrass them to get them off.
Egypt seems to be having a problem or two. We always seem to back the countries having trouble or countries that need our financial assistance. Who do you think is going to pay to get Egypt back on its feet with a working government? They will not want our help but they will cash our checks. Egypt is already cashing in on United States foreign aid. Egypt has received U.S. foreign aid (since 1979, an average of $2.2 billion per year) and is the third-largest recipient of such funds from the United States following the Iraq war. Its main revenues however come from tourism as well as traffic that goes through the Suez Canal. Egypt produces less than ten per cent of the oil Saudi Arabia produces.
How come we back Egypt and Israel, the two countries in the Middle East that do not survive off of oil exports? If you have oil reserves, we will start a war with you or just always be at odds with you. If you do not have large oil reserves, you are our friend. Please, take our money. Something is wrong with this picture.
Scientists investigating the death of thousands of blackbirds in Arkansas say they've identified the cause of death: blunt force trauma. Locals in Beebe, Ark., were mystified when as many as 5,000 red-winged blackbirds dropped out of the sky Dec. 31. Studies commissioned by the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission ruled out possible causes such as disease and poison. The tests revealed hemorrhaging "consistent with blunt trauma," according to a Southeastern Cooperative Wildlife Disease Study. "In most instances, such traumatic injuries in wild birds are due to flying into stationary objects such as trees, houses, windows, power lines, towers, etc."

There has been a string of mass animal deaths so far this year, from dead fish in the Detroit River to hundreds of dead starlings in South Dakota. Arkansas blackbirds have poor eyesight and don't normally fly at night. The AGFC said the birds were probably disturbed by "unusually loud noises" and flew lower than normal due to New Year's Eve fireworks. The rare night flight was even recorded on radar data.  "The first exodus occurred about 10:20 [p.m.] and contained approximately 6,000 to 7,000 birds per cubic kilometer," said Sidney Gauthreaux, professor emeritus at Clemson University. "At 11:21 p.m., another pulse of birds with a slightly smaller density left the roost."

Earlier this month, the U.S. Department of Agriculture admitted it was behind the death of hundreds of starlings in South Dakota. The USDA said it put out poisoned bait for the birds after a local farmer complained they were defecating in his animal feed. A local said that the birds made the streets of Yankton, S.D., look like something out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie. In Arkansas, the mystery of the red-winged blackbirds may be solved, but officials are still mystified as to what killed more than 80,000 freshwater drum in the Arkansas River last December. So far, officials have ruled out bacteria, viruses and parasites as the culprit, according to the Arkansas Times. "Unfortunately, we probably will never know exactly what killed these fish," said AGFC Assistant Chief of Fisheries Chris Racey.

BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

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“In gallant trim the gilded vessel goes, Youth on the bow, Pleasure at the helm.”

Friday, January 28, 2011

Where has my little dog gone?

January 28, 2011
January 28 is … National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them

Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
The following headline was in the High Plains Daily Leader & Times. The Leader / TImes is the official newspaper of Seward County, and the City of Liberal, Kansas.
Hooker overcomes illness, slaps Beaver 64-57
According to the newspaper story; Even battling illness, the Hooker High School Bulldogs made a statement. Facing a team they could potentially face again in the next few weeks with the district championship on the line, the Bulldogs held off a charging Beaver Dusters 64-57 Tuesday night. “We had kids sick in there,” Hooker head coach Bud Valerius said. “I really think they did a good job gutting it out.” The win extends Hooker’s winning streak to eight and gives the Bulldogs a 13-5 overall record. Beaver falls to 13-7.

It was on this night in 1940 that Beat the Band made its debut on NBC radio. The band was that of Ted Weems and his 14-piece orchestra, who were joined by Elmo ‘The Whistling Troubadour’ Tanner, Harry Soskind and Country Washington; announcers Marvin Miller and Fort Pearson; emcee, Thomas Garrison Morfit (aka Garry Moore) and Hildegarde; and several noted singers, Marvel Maxwell and Marilyn Thorne. One other star of the show was a barber from Pittsburgh, PA (nearby Canonsburg, actually), who would record many hits for RCA Victor from 1943 right through the dawn of the 1970s. His name was Perry Como.
Beat the Band was a funky show where listeners’ questions were selected in the hopes of stumping the band. If a listener’s question was chosen, he or she received $10. The questions were posed as riddles: What song title tells you what Cinderella might have said if she awoke one morning and found that her foot had grown too large for her glass slipper? If the band played the correct musical answer, Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?, the listener lost. When Raleigh cigarettes sponsored Beat the Band, the listener who beat the band won $50 and two cartons of cigarettes ... Raleighs, of course. When the sponsor changed to General Mill’s Kix cereal, if the listener beat the band, he/she won twenty bucks and a case of Kix cereal. Crunch. Crunch. Have you ever really played the Kazoo? I have not. I am sure I have blown into one but I do not recall ever trying to make music with it, just sound. I know I have never been on a rattle snake roundup. I have never had any desire to go on one. I am not afeared of snakes but I do not go out of my way to meet any.
Experienced snake charmers and snake wranglers do not die from snake bites because they have built up immunity to the venom. They build up the immunity by being bit multiple times. I have never applied for a job where the job description requires the applicant to intentionally get bit by a snake often enough that the bitten develops an immunity to the deadly snake venom. You better hope the immunity develops before you die.

One of our leaders at work; U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich is suing a restaurant company for $150,000 for selling him a sandwich containing an unpitted olive, the suit alleges. The olive caused Kucinich "serious and permanent injuries" as well as "pain, suffering and loss of enjoyment," according to a complaint filed in Superior Court in Washington, D.C. The 64-year-old Democrat bit into the sandwich wrap at the Longworth Cafeteria in the House office building in April 2008, according to the complaint. WAY TO GO KUCINICH, LEAD ON? This is one of the reasons you were laughed at when you comedically ran for President. Nobody took you serious then. This is sure to help. He is suing our government for a meal served to him like a king in the House office building. I bet he did not pay for the meal in the first place. What a jackass. Remember, he was a aisle hog! He has managed to make aisle hogs look good compared to him.

Should we worry about this? If the growth is among the fanatics, I will worry. This has happened throughout history; typically to the detriment of the current majority. The global number of Muslims is expected to jump 35 percent in the next 20 years, growing twice as fast as the non-Muslim population, according to a study published today. But Muslims are multiplying at a slower pace than before, and their numbers are expected to level out in the coming decades. That's according to the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life, which published on its website today, projections for growth in the Muslim population between 2010 and 2030. The analysis could stoke fears among critics of Islam in Europe and America, who claim the religion clashes with Western values and spreads extremism. But it could also abate those fears, with evidence that Islam is not exploding across the globe as fast as some pundits may have suggested.

Did President Obama steal his latest catch phrase from Newt Gingrich? You decide.

The phrase that President Barack Obama used 10 times in his State of the Union address and at least five more times during a visit to Wisconsin on Wednesday, is also the title of a 2005 book by Newt Gingrich. Wherever they are on the political spectrum, it seems great minds agree that America must "win the future." Gingrich, the former House speaker and habitual Republican presidential prospect, published "Winning the Future" in January 2005. He subtitled it "A 21st Century Contract With America" and laid out his remedies for terrorism, godlessness, flagging patriotism, too much spending and not enough math and science education. In two days Obama has made the phrase his own and used it to promote his own solutions to the problems he sees. "We weren't aware at first of the Gingrich tie, but it wasn't a concern," White House communications director Dan Pfeiffer told me in an e-mail. He said it wasn't a concern because the phrase is a common one. The White House became aware of the Gingrich connection "recently," Pfeiffer said. Before the speech? Yes.

1948 Golden Earrings - Peggy Lee
How Soon - Jack Owens
Ballerina - Vaughn Monroe
I’ll Hold You in My Heart (Till I Can Hold You in My Arms) - Eddy Arnold
1956 Memories are Made of This - Dean Martin
The Great Pretender - The Platters
Moritat (A Theme from ’The Three Penny Opera’) - Dick Hyman
Sixteen Tons - Tennessee Ernie Ford
1964 There! I’ve Said It Again - Bobby Vinton
I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
Surfin’ Bird - The Trashmen
Love’s Gonna Live Here - Buck Owens
1972 American Pie - Don McLean
Let’s Stay Together - Al Green
Day After Day - Badfinger
Carolyn - Merle Haggard
1980 Rock with You - Michael Jackson
Do that to Me One More Time - The Captain & Tennille
Coward of the County - Kenny Rogers
I’ll Be Coming Back for More - T.G. Sheppard
1988 The Way You Make Me Feel - Michael Jackson
Need You Tonight - INXS
Could’ve Been - Tiffany
Where Do the Nights Go - Ronnie Milsap

BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

www.barnesandnoble.com (do a quick search, Title, my name)
www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
Check out the site below. Paybox is a new site, competing with PayPal, etc. Sign up is free. It seems good for small businesses or ebay users.

“When seeking love give nothing;  Having found love give all.”












Thursday, January 27, 2011

Hey Paula Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

January 27, 2011
January 27 is … Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them

1910 - Thomas Crapper, said to be the inventor and developer of the flush toilet mechanism that most of us use, died on this day. Thomas Crapper (baptised 28 September 1836 – died 27 January 1910) was a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co. in London. Contrary to widespread misconceptions, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He did, however, do much to increase the popularity of the toilet, and developed some important related inventions, such as the ballcock. He was noted for the quality of his products and received several Royal Warrants.
The manhole covers with Crapper's company's name on them in Westminster Abbey are now a minor tourist attraction.
The modern flush toilet was invented by a 19th-century British plumber named Sir Thomas Crapper.
Status: False.
Analysis: Thomas Crapper (1836-1910) did exist and is credited with improving the functionality of the early flush toilet (or "water closet," as it was then called), but he did not, contrary to popular belief, invent the pseudo-eponymous bathroom appliance from scratch.
Credit for that goes to 16th-century author Sir John Harrington, who not only came up with the idea but installed an early working prototype in the palace of Queen Elizabeth I, his godmother. The first patent for a flushing water closet was issued to Alexander Cummings in 1775, sixty years before Thomas Crapper was born.

I was talking to my older brother, Terrance M. Brennan of Bloomington, Il, the respected Lincoln scholar, about the recent Lincoln forgery that was uncovered. An individual changed the date on a Presidential Pardon signed by Lincoln from April 14, 1864 to April 14, 1865, making it the last document Lincoln ever signed. Lincoln was assassinated on April 14, 1864. The forger built a career out of this document. He has now admitted his deceit, saying he wanted fame and fortune. During our conversation, Terry mentioned the following;

The Abraham Lincoln Association holds its annual symposium, luncheon and banquet each year on Lincoln’s birthday.  This year February 12 falls on a Saturday.  The luncheon and banquet requires reservations and fees (Banquet at Crowne Plaza Hotel = $75.00 Luncheon at Lincoln Presidential Library = $25), but everything else is free and open to the public.   The symposium events include lectures, book signings, roundtable discussions at various historic sites around Springfield.  This is a great opportunity to rub elbows with the top Lincoln scholars of our time.  The crowds are usually not too large at the lectures and it is easy access to the presenters.  The event begins with the Keynote Address on Friday evening (February 11) at 6:30 at the Lincoln Presidential Library. It is  free and open to the public.

On Saturday morning (February 12) a lecture by Guy Fraker is titled:  Abraham Lincoln in Bloomington, Illinois.  Fraker’s specialty is Lincoln in Bloomington and his activity as a circuit riding attorney on the 8th Judicial Circuit with Judge David Davis of Bloomington.  (Judge Davis was later Lincoln’s Campaign manager in 1860 and he was the man most responsible for getting Lincoln nominated and elected.  Lincoln rewarded him with a seat on the Supreme Court.)  Guy Fraker lives in Bloomington where he is an attorney/Lincoln scholar/A. Lincoln Association board member. For Abraham Lincoln Association Symposium schedule/information: 
                           http://www.abrahamlincolnassociation.org/events.asp

Obama Care for pets, without Tort reform.;
 
Your Duck is Dead--

 A woman brought a very limp duck into a
 veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the
 table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
 listened to the bird's chest.
 
 After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
 and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles,
 has passed away."
 
 The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
 
 "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied
 the vet.
 
 "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I
 mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
 He might just be in a coma or something."
 
 The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left
 the room. He returned a few minutes later with
 a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
 on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put
 his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the
 duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet
 with sad eyes and shook his head.
 
 The vet patted the dog on the head and took it
 out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with
 a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately
 sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on
 its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as
 I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
 
 The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
 and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
 
 The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. $150!" she
 cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
 
 The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my
 word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the
 Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
 Music at the top of the charts on this date throughout history;

1947 For Sentimental Reasons - Nat King Cole
A Gal in Calico - Johnny Mercer
Ole Buttermilk Sky - The Kay Kyser Orchestra (vocal: Mike Douglas & The
Campus Kids)
Rainbow at Midnight - Ernest Tubb
1955 Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes
Let Me Go, Lover! - Teresa Brewer
Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine) - The Penguins
Loose Talk - Carl Smith
1963 Walk Right In - The Rooftop Singers
Hey Paula - Paul & Paula
Tell Him - The Exciters
The Ballad of Jed Clampett - Flatt & Scruggs
1971 Knock Three Times - Dawn
Lonely Days - Bee Gees
Stoney End - Barbra Streisand
Rose Garden - Lynn Anderson
1979 Le Freak - Chic
Y.M.C.A. - Village People
Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? - Rod Stewart
Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For - Crystal Gayle
1987 At This Moment - Billy Vera & The Beaters
Open Your Heart - Madonna
Control - Janet Jackson
Cry Myself to Sleep - The Judds

BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

www.barnesandnoble.com (do a quick search, Title, my name)
www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
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“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The State of the Union; Where's the Beef?

January 26, 2011
January 26 is … Australia Day

BRUCE A. BRENNAN BLOG FROM THE WORLD AND MY MIND

The news as I see it and the views as I want them

Rahm Emmanuel is back in the race for Chicago Mayor. I just don’t get it. No matter what happens, this, once again, makes the State of Illinois and its politics look ridiculous. We can’t even get a mayor’s race done right.

The Illinois Supreme Court granted a stay and told the Chicago Board of Elections to not print any ballots without Rahm’s name on them. They then said they would hear the case in an expedited manner and decide the case on the already filed briefs. No new briefs, evidence or positions will be considered. Do you think the Illinois Supremes will give Chicago the finger with this decision and not let him on the ballot, thereby depriving Chicago voters the chance to elect who they want?

If he ends up on the ballot, Rahm wins big. If he ends up off the ballot, the voters of Chicago are the real losers. They will be prevented from electing who they want, regardless of my position on the election. President Obama chimes in and thinks Rahm should be on the ballot. Obama should not express an opinion on an ongoing Court case. He should be running the country, if he can, and stay out of local politics, even if it is his local politics.

I find it disingenuous to hear people say Rahm left Chicago to serve his country. He left Chicago to make big money and to make bigger money once that job was over. When he took that job, he knew it was not forever. If things worked out swimmingly, the job was for only eight years and nobody stays in that job that long. His upcoming book deal will be a seven figure advance. He did not go to Washington to serve our country; he went for the money and power to serve his own status.

I missed an infamous date from our history yesterday. It was 40 years ago -- Jan. 25, 1971 -- that a jury returned guilty verdicts against Charles Manson, Susan Atkins and Patricia Krenwinkel, three central figures in the infamous "Helter Skelter" murder spree. The three were found guilty on seven counts of first-degree murder and one count of conspiracy to commit murder for their roles in the ghoulish Tate-LaBianca murders in the Los Angeles area. Two other members of Manson's twisted "family" -- Leslie Van Houten and Charles "Tex" Watson" -- would be tried later and convicted for crimes related to the killing spree. This crime still captivates this country and true-crime buffs.

The State of the Union address was last night. It is really the ‘boy am I good speech’ by President Obama. The SOTU address was expected to take over sixty minutes, although when I am writing this, Obama is also working on his speech. How many time will the word ‘country’ be said; the word ‘America’, the term ‘USA’, the word ‘strong’, the word ‘inherited’(or something meaning the same thing), God Bless America?

NBC mentioned the video on Salon.com about aisle hogs, members of Congress who get on the aisle to shake the President’s hand every year. Go to the website address below and watch the video. It is pretty cool;
                        http://www.salon.com/news/politics/us_house_of_representatives/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/01/25/aisle_hogs

Some SOTU facts I got off the internet; The State of the Union messages are mandated by Article II, Section 3 of the Constitution, which states that the president "shall from time to time give to the Congress information of the state of the union, and recommend to their consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient." But the Constitution said nothing about making a speech. And while the first two presidents George Washington and John Adams delivered their SOTU messages orally, subsequent presidents delivered them in writing. It wasn't until Woodrow Wilson in 1913 that the message was delivered orally again. And with a couple of exceptions, speeches have been the SOTU rule ever since.

The shortest speech:  Appropriately enough, the shortest SOTU message was also the first. Delivered by Washington in 1790, it clocked in at just 1,089 words.

The longest speech: Bill Clinton holds the record for the longest SOTU speech. It was the one he gave in 1995, shortly after his party lost control of Congress. Apparently, he felt he had a lot of explaining to do. That speech weighed in at a hefty 9,190 words.

The longest SOTU message: That honor goes to Jimmy Carter, whose last message, delivered in writing just before he relinquished the presidency in 1981, came in at an encyclopedic 33,667 words. To be sure, the state Carter left the country in was pretty bad.

The wordiest president: The fattest president in history, William Howard Taft, also delivered the fattest state of the union messages. His SOTU messages, all delivered in writing, averaged 22,614 words. Most sparing president: That honor goes to John Adams, whose SOTU speeches averaged just 1,790 words.

William Henry Harrison and James Garfield never gave a State of the Union Address while in office. They were not President long enough.

The homeless guy from a few weeks ago shows he lived a life he chose. He was handed life on a silver platter for a do-over and instead grabbed the bottle of booze. He left the rehab center he never wanted to go to in the first place. He received and spent the money he got from Kraft food for the Mac-N-Cheese commercial. It is unlikely he will ever work for the Cleveland Cavaliers. They need someone reliable. He has a lifetime of unreliability. This guy made a fool out of half of the United States population and doesn’t even know it.

Every company that tried to look good by taking advantage of this homeless alcoholic should spend time in life’s penalty box.

Taco Bell meat taco filling is only 35% meat. Who cares? It was never sold to me as a health food and I cannot recall ever hearing about people dying from eating the meat filling, if the meat filling was properly prepared.

Didn’t Taco Bell just pull their sponsorship from a MTV show because of its strong sexual content; apparently too much meat for Taco Bell’s tastes.

At the top of the music charts on this date throughout history;

1946 Symphony - The Freddy Martin Orchestra (vocal: Clyde Rogers)
I Can’t Begin to Tell You - Bing Crosby with the Carmen Cavallaro
Orchestra
Let It Snow - Vaughn Monroe
You Will Have to Pay - Tex Ritter
1954 Stranger in Paradise - Tony Bennett
Oh! My Pa-Pa - Eddie Fisher
At the Darktown Strutters’ Ball - Lou Monte
Bimbo - Jim Reeves
1962 The Twist - Chubby Checker
Peppermint Twist - Joey Dee & The Starliters
Can’t Help Falling in Love - Elvis Presley
Walk on By - Leroy Van Dyke
1970 Raindrop Keep Fallin’ on My Head - B.J. Thomas
Venus - The Shocking Blue
I Want You Back - The Jackson 5
Baby, Baby (I Know You’re a Lady) - David Houston
1978 Baby Come Back - Player
Here You Come Again - Dolly Parton
You’re in My Heart (The Final Acclaim) - Rod Stewart
What a Difference You’ve Made in My Life - Ronnie Milsap
1986 That’s What Friends are For - Dionne & Friends
Burning Heart - Survivor
Talk to Me - Stevie Nicks
Never Be You - Rosanne Cash
BRUCE A. BRENNAN
DEKALB, IL 60115
COPYRIGHT 2011
Go to web sites below to buy books by Bruce A. Brennan. It is still a good time to purchase an interesting and inexpensive read. My second book should be available by February 15, 2011. More information will be forthcoming.

www.barnesandnoble.com (do a quick search, Title, my name)
www.smashwords.com Do a Title or author search, Check this site out.
Check out the site below. Paybox is a new site, competing with PayPal, etc. Sign up is free. It seems good for small businesses or ebay users.

“You're smart when you only believe half of what you hear, Wise is when you know which half to believe.”